We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's tough.
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying..
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
What was your power again?
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What now?
Leonardo Di Caprio
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. NO! Where did you go?
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.