Friday, April 15, 2011

Let's Yahoo it!!

Funny Friday

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

 
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's tough.

Sincerely,
The Titanic


Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying..
Sincerely,
Google

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God


Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely,
United States

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman


Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies


Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!

Sincerely, Al Gore


Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What now?
Sincerely,
Leonardo Di Caprio

Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. NO! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified

Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper

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